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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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So, I hop on the bus, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m squished between this dude who smells like he just rolled in a dumpster and a lady with a million bags. I’m thinking, “Great start to the day.” But then, we hit the main square, and I see the market. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I’m like, “Okay, maybe today won’t suck.”

Latvia and Europe to watch birds at the week’s end